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Celebrity Dick Brooms
Your favorite celebrities proudly sporting their dick brooms.
Pat O’Brien Pat’s broom also gets good use sweeping blow of hookers’ asses. |
Wilfred Brimley Wilfred has to have one of the best dick brooms on TV. |
Ted Turner Although Ted has thinned up his broom over the years, it still hangs below the lip, plus, Ted is a total dick. |
Paul Teutel Paul Teutel of TLC’s American Chopper TV Show has the wrap around dick broom for maximum cleaning. |
Political Dick Brooms
With all of the dick sucking that goes on it the government, it is no wonder politicians love their dick brooms.
John Bolton As an American diplomat, he is familiar with cleaning the shafts of hundreds nations all upset with American policy. |
Saddam Hussein Saddam is in the retro section since he is dead, but there is no denying that he had a lively dick broom. |
Vladimir Lenin Lenin no doubt was serious about cleaning dick opting to also sport a dick duster for total cleaning. |
Joseph Stalin Communist love sweeping dick and Stalin was no exception seen here proudly displaying his Eastern Block sweeper. |
Sport Dick Brooms
Dick brooms from the wide world of sports.
Dick Butkus Yes he is in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, but he also had a hall of fame dick broom. Plus his name is Dick. |
Bill Cowher Bill’s classic scowl helps lower his broom firmly on the shaft for deep cleaning. |
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Mike Holmgren Mike has the premier dick broom among NFL coaches. He can’t sweep his division, but he can totally sweep a dick. |
Sal Fasano An MVP dick broom capable of not only sweeping a series but also a large shaft. |
Musical Dick Brooms
Dick brooms from the wide world of sports.
Freddy Mercury Freddy Mercury pretty much invented the dick broom. There is not denying his status as the dick broom king. |
John Oates John swept the charts and a lot of dicks over his long career. Seen here with an approving Daryl. |
Retro Dick Brooms
Dick Brooms from the past.
Burt Reynolds Burt made dick brooms fun in Cannonball Run. |
Tom Selleck Tom kept dick brooms alive in his role on Magnum PI. |
Fictional Dick Brooms
OK, they are not real dick brooms, but they embody the spirit and have brought the dick broom to the masses.
Borat Borat swept his way from Kazakhstan to the US. |
Earl Hickey A fantastic dick broom worn by Jason Lee that you can see every week on My Name is Earl |
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Ron Burgandy Only Will Ferrell can pull off such a great dick broom. See him in Anchorman. |
Disclaimer: Although the people depicted here are sporting dick brooms, no claim is being made that their broom is or ever has been used to sweep a dick.
Posted on January 4th, 2008 by webadmin
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