Definitions
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Note: Only the more common terms and definitions are included here. Completely absurd acts with no documented proof of their actual practice are also avoided.
- alabama hot pocket - This refers to the act of defecating in a woman’s vagina followed by straight sex.
- alligator fuckhouse - this is sexual maneuver where one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into an “alligator death roll” without pulling the penis out of the vagina.
- angry dragon - this can refer to a couple of things, then ending result is cum coming out of a girls nose (or guy’s nose if it is a gay thing). To perform this maneuver when the person getting the blow job cums into their partner’s mouth, they give them a good karate chop/slap to the throat making the person choke on the cum and shoot it out their nose. The angry part comes from them being pretty pissed off that you just hit them after they blew you. Related: snowy dragon.
- angry orangutan - This is a sexual act where a man recklessly slaps around the breasts of the woman, much like an angry orangutan. It can be performed from the missionary of female superior position. Some animal like grunts and howls often accompany the tit slapping.
- angry pirate - This act involves when one person is getting a blow job and pulls out right before they come and shoots it in the other person’s eye. As their eye is closed, the other person kicks them in the shin. The end result is an angry one-eyed person hopping on one leg making a kind of “arrrgggghh” noise. Same as salty pirate.
- ATM - This is a common acronym for Ass-To-Mouth. It is the sexual practice involving fellatio immediately following anal sex without cleaning off the penis. This is sometimes called a hot Carl.
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- Birmingham booty call - This refers to anytime you put a vibrating phone up someone’s ass and call it. Optionally they can shit it out and you can answer having phone sex.
- blumpkin - This is the act of getting fellatio while taking a crap. Usually performed while sitting on a toilet.
- Boston pancake - This is similar to a Cleveland Steamer where you shit on a person’s chest, the difference is that the shit is flattened out and afterwards the shit must be cum on. This makes the syrup for the pancake.
- bucking bronco - See rodeo.
- bukake - Refers to any act where multiple men ejaculate on a girl’s face. Thank the Japanese for this lovely act that was eagerly adopted by the Germans. They are sick too.
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- chile dog - This term applies to any time a man titty fucks a girl with shit on his dick. The penis is the dog, the shit is the chile and the buns are the tits. The shit can either come from anal sex or directly crapping on the tits before the tit fuck. A cleaner version of this is the straight up hot dog bun which is a normal titty fuck minus the feces. (some definitions also allow this to be ass cheeks instead of the tits.)
- Cincinnati bowtie - This is a reverse titty fuck (facing the other way) so that one’s balls rest on the girl’s neck making her look like she is wearing a thick fleshy bow-tie.
- Cincinnati Steamer - Like a Cleveland Steamer but the fecal matter is wet and runny instead of solid.
- Cleveland Steamer - This is a form of coprophilia, where a person defecates on a partner’s chest.
- cold carl - Like a hot Carl but it is usually oral is usually done the next day. Presumably the person forgot your dick was in their ass the night before.
- cold lunch - The act of vomiting directly onto somebody’s head while they are performing fellatio.
- covered wagon - See Dutch Oven
- cream pie - This refers to a vagina that’s had a load of semen shot into it. It can also refer to anus that was cum inside of. Eating a cream pie (felching) would be the act of licking the cream out of the orifice that was cum in. The cum must be shot into the ass or vagina. Shooting a load on the outside is just some sort of regular money shot.
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- dick broom - This is a big bushy mustache long enough to sweep clean any penis that is inserted in the man’s mouth sporting the dick broom.
- dick duster - This is a thick tuft of hair just below the lower lip. It dusts the bottom of the penis as it is inserted in the man’s mouth. In combination with a dick broom, it leaves a fully cleaned penis.
- dick mop - This is a wet dick broom.
- dirty gas pump - This is a variation of a tea bagging done while facing backwards so that one’s partner’s nose is firmly between the other’s ass cheeks. The person tea bagging should be “pumping gas” by pulling on the other’s penis while they fart on their face.
- dirty Rodriguez - This is considered the cousin of the dirty Sanchez. It involves a man having anal sex with their partner and taking out their penis sliding it across their partner’s upper lip making a Mexican looking mustache (i.e. crapstache).
- dirty Sanchez - This the act of fingering a partner’s asshole and then wiping some of the shit across their partner’s upper lip making a Mexican looking mustache (i.e. crapstache).
- dog in a bathtub - This term refers to anytime one puts their balls into their partner’s ass. Lore has it that the name comes from the fact that keeping one’s balls in another’s ass is as hard as keeping a dog in a bathtub while giving it a bath.
- donkey punch - This refers to anytime a person is having sex doggie style (in the ass or straight vagina) and just before ejaculation, the person behind punches the other in the head causing the person getting fucked to convulse and contract squeezing down on their penis making for an incredible orgasm.
- dump truck - This is a sexual act where a man tucks his dick and balls between his legs shooting a load in his partner’s mouth and then backs up making “beeping noises” and dumps a load onto the person’s chest.
- Dutch oven - This is when a person farts in bed and pulls the covers over the other person’s head and holds them underneath getting a full blast of their gas. This is the same as a covered wagon or a hot bunk.
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- elephant train - A hazing ritual simulating an elephant train also similar to a prison chain gang. There are two versions:
- Men form a line with each man reaching back with their right or left hand, grabbing the person’s penis behind them and then marching together in unison. If you don’t march at a consistent speed, you get a good yanking. The penises are like the trunks grabbing tails (arms) of the person in front of them much like elephants march.
- Men line up ass to face on their knees and each inserts their thumb in the ass of the person in front of them. Some versions have the other thumb in their mouths. After a while, everybody turns around and marches the other way switching thumbs.
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- felch - As a verb it refers to the act of sucking or licking ejaculate out of the orifice in which they were deposited (vagina or anus). See also cream pie. As a noun, felch can refer to the substance ingested during the act of felching (e.g a mixture of semen and other bodily fluids such as sweat, vaginal fluid, feces, other semen, etc.)
- flying camel - This is a yoga-like maneuver where a man is having sex with his partner who is on their back. The man then leans forward and balances themselves without using their hands and keeping their dick inside the other at which point they flap their arms and belch out a camel like grunt simulating the flying camel.
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- glass bottom boat - This is any “sexual” act performed on top of a glass table while somebody else lies underneath. It can be the act of urinating or defecating or simply squishing ones genitals or boobs on the glass. Deification on the glass is sometimes called a cold Carl.
- golden bath - Urinating in another’s anal cavity.
- golden shower - The act of urinating on another person.
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- hot Carl - see ATM
- hot lunch - This is the complicated act of defacating into plastic wrap and then mouth fucking that person to orgasm punching through the plastic wrap giving the person a mouthful of feces and ejaculate. (I really don’t think this is even feasible)
- houdini - This is a psyche out maneuver where a man is doing their partner doggie style and simulates ejaculating by pulling out and spitting on their partner’s back, however, when their partner turns around thinking it is over, the man lets loose his full load right in his partner’s face. A nice touch is shouting “abra cadabra or kazam!” while doing it.
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- jizm/jizz - semen
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- louisville slugger - This refers to anytime somebody dick slaps their partner in the face after having sex. The penis is the bat (a well known wooded bat is called a Louisville Slugger) Some definitions claim it has to be anal sex.
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- money shot - Any explosive cum shot onto another person, most commonly the face. This term comes from the porn industry indicating the climax of a scene. (pun intended) After the girl gets a load of cum on her face, she gets her money for the scene. Also, a good load on a girl’s face would mean a good movie that can make money.
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- pearl necklace - The act of shooting a creamy white load of semen on a girl’s neck and chest giving her beautiful jewelry she would be proud to show off to her friends.
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- rear admiral - Basically the act of steering your partner around the bedroom by riding them doggie style. Admiral status is when you can drive using no hands solely relying on strategic hip thrusts.
- rim-job - The act of rubbing one’s tongue in a circular motion around someone else’s sphincter. (i.e. performing analingus)
- Rocky Mountain Steam Clean - This is the act of “washing” off fecal matter or ejaculate with urine. Although highly disturbing, it is supposedly common among those who are involved in scat-style sex acts.
- rodeo - A classic maneuver where a man gets into doggie style position behind a girl and reaches his left hand under the woman and grabs her right breast. He then raises his right hand and either whispers something in her ear (e.g. I fucked your sister/mother, you’re fat, etc.) or preferably has his friends jump out of the closet (this act needs and audience). The man then needs to hold on for 8 seconds like a true rodeo which she bucks to get him off. Also sometimes called the bucking bronco.
- Rusty Trombone - This refers to anyone giving a rim job to man from behind while reaching around and stroking their dick in a trombone playing motion. The lips on the asshole and the stroking of the penis simulate somebody playing the trombone. It was once an unheard of act that is now commonly known by all after numerous mentions on the Howard Stern show and even the Daily Show with John Stewart.
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- salty pirate - see angry pirate
- (the) shocker - The act of inserting two fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and one into the anus (normally the “pinky” finger). The pinky in the anus is considered the “shock”. A common maneuver also known as “two in the pink, one in the stink”, “two in the slut, one in the but”, “two in the grass, one in the ass”, “two in the koot, one in the boot”. The hand gesture has since become common among high school and college crowds, some not even knowing what it means.
- snowball - To pass ejaculate back and forth between two or more people’s mouths. Each time it is passed, saliva is added and the “snowball” gets larger and larger.
- snowy dragon - This is similar to an angry dragon where one shoves their penis down their partner’s throat as they ejaculate them to shoot the cum out their nose looking like a cum-breathing dragon.
- strawberry milkshake - This can refer to two things with blood and semen being the commonality.
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- While getting a blow job, a person ejaculates in their partner’s mouth and then punch them in the face so the blood mixes with the cum making a creamy strawberry milkshake.
- This is like a cream pie except the female is menstruating so that the cum and blood mixed together look like a strawberry milk shake.
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- tea bag - The act of “dipping” one’s testicles into the mouth of another like one dips tea bag into hot water.
- tossed salad - The act of licking a partners anus and it’s surrounding areas. Getting your salad tossed would mean getting your ass licked.
- train - A gay sexual act where three or more men line up behind each other with each man’s penis in the man in front of them. The person in front is considering “pulling the train” and the man in the back is the “caboose”. Often used as a slang saying; “everybody has to pull the train sometime” meaning getting the raw end of a deal. See also elephant train.
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- wad - An excessive amount of semen ejaculate.
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Posted on January 4th, 2008 by webadmin
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